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  • Rise of the Planet of the Apes

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★

  • Waves

    ★★★

  • Missing You

    ★★

  • Almost Famous

    ½

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★

    Childish sounding mc, wasn’t much of a fan 

    A lot more less serious sounding than I thought it’d be, mc is a very simple narrator.
    Kenneth is a very obtuse sounding character.
    Bruh a lot more less serious seeming than I thought it’d be 
    They do not care about the mc at all wtf
    Very weak character, no backbone only looking for an escape
    Little creepers very cute 
    More crazier mc multiple who was a little too extreme imo felt…

  • Missing You

    Missing You

    ★★

    Was actually pretty great at the start, so many unanswered questions and following Kat’s journey into finding said answers. 

    Then they added that wack aaah side plot with a dog breeder named Titus (coolest name I’ve heard in a hot minute) which I felt like cheapened the entire story as it took way too much time in a 5 episode series :/

    They chose a side plot over what we believed to be the main story being finding answers about…

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  • The Love Witch

    The Love Witch

    ★★

    I don’t know how to describe how movie, I feel like I’m too stupid for movies that have a deeper meaning even if it is right in front of you.

    I’m assuming it’s a commentary on stereotypes on women and men’s versions of love. Elan (or however you spell her name) using any method possible to find true love and the way these men react is idk, some stereotypical way they may react or something?

    The ending… Is she so…

  • Chronicle

    Chronicle

    ★★★★½

    This is why you don’t befriend the loner, gotta keep your distance so you the least likely nigga to catch any thing from them.

    Accurate representation of boys having superpowers ngl, do stupid shit; fly across the planet; make random shit fly. Steve and Matt might just be me in a way.
    Matt kinda awkward, in his pseudo-intellectual stage of life but we all go through that 😂😂

    Sex be changing niggas fr, Andrew had nearly one sexual experience and…

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