Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Youth v Gov 2020

  Watched 28 Feb 2025

  cried

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  So happy Taylor isn’t with Joe so we can all finally say out loud that blonde boy is a bad actor

  but movie, pretty good, concrete is kind of interesting

  Update: Adrian Brody annoys me so it’s down to 3.5

Popular reviews

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  Lisa Frankenstein 2024

  ★½ Watched 05 Feb 2024 1

  almost every choice made in this movie was confusing, except for cole sprouts having no lines — that part made sense

  this movie is frustratingly bad because just like Frankenstein’s monster, it’s made of parts that don’t seem to fit together cohesively but unlike Frankenstein’s monster, it’s missing a spine to tie these parts together and therefore it can not even stand up and walk, much less take off and run.

  it’s different to watch a regular kind of bad…

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  The Substance 2024

  ★ Watched 28 Sep 2024 2

  if someone younger than me tells me I misunderstood this film I am going to force out a little baby vom 🤮 ALL. OVER. THEM.

  I love movies about how getting old is hard but this one made me go getting old sucks, how much is Botox, how to freeze eggs, and who made the 30 under 30 list and guess what!! I’m not interested in watching movies that make me hate myself actually!!! I don’t enjoy movies that you…