asheton99

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My mom called me a fuckin nerd for saying I was “going to the cinema” once and I never recovered

Favorite films

  • Inglourious Basterds
  • The Other Guys
  • The Gentlemen
  • South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

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  • The Boondock Saints

    ★★★★★

  • Shrek Forever After

    ★★½

  • Shrek the Third

    ★★★

  • Blink Twice

    ★★★

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  • The Boondock Saints

    The Boondock Saints

    ★★★★★

    Yea I know this move isn’t really a 10/10 but fuck you, I could watch Willem Dafoe lose his shit over this case 1000 times

  • Shrek Forever After

    Shrek Forever After

    ★★½

    If Shrek is the only one that remembers his alternate timeline then why did Fiona kill Rumpelstiltskin’s goose like that, that was just his pet dawg goddamn. Any time you do end up having to do alternate timelines though you may have to admit it’s time to hang up the franchise. Which to be fair, they did manage to do for about 15 years

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  • Back to the Future

    Back to the Future

    ½

    WHY ARE HE AND DOC BROWN FRIENDS WHY IS IT NEVER EXPLAINED

  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    ★★★½

    Well that was some tough ass alien content, I wouldn’t ever catch no mfs with that crazy ass setting

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