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Underworld 2003
i fuck with this concept & story heavy, but those subtitles absolutely stayed on because why the fuck would you have the man w the thickest accent do the most important expo dump? wild
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The Wolfman 2010
i would be fucking EMBARRASSED if i was blumhouse knowing this movie existed. are you absolutely shitting me?
was it perfect? no. BUT. it was entertaining, the plot made sense, the cast popped off and the kills were glorious. emily blunt, love you. i was engaged the entire time. imagine existing as this movie knowing blumhouse tried to follow you and FAILED. anyways. killer. i love old school cgi fuck yeah
the cane. the eyes. the silver bullets. the FULL FUCKING MOON. we follow werewolf lore in this household
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Saturday Night 2024
i might be bias on this film for many reasons but who gives a fuck (yay for trilith movies)
THIS is a fucking movie JEEEEEEEESUS! the formula is fucking TIRED, HOLLYWOOD. THIS is unconventional, it’s a beautiful documentary style film with a GLORIOUS long ass one-take that i enjoyed FULLY at the top of the film.
Though its tracking the 90 minutes leading up to snl’s opening night, thus obviously throwing DOZENS of characters at you, it very clearly follows…
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Wolf Man 2025
when the daughter is the best actor, you know something’s fucked. which is CRAZY because both mom & dad are KNOWN talented actors. so obviously i’m blaming the director & studio here.
anyways, this was ass. i mean, it’s great if you like some jump scares, wanna see a cool werewolf transformation. but the plot was ATROCIOUS. who wrote this? fr because the absolute bland predictability of this one-dimensional 0 payoff flick was not worth the strain my eyeballs took let alone…
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