Favorite films

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  John Wick 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  i cried (kind of a lot) when keanu is lying next to his dead dog and his trail of blood. i do wish there was 10% less shooting… and at least one more hot girl. tyra colette looked so bad with black hair… blondes have more fun

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  Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2000

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  this is a closeted lesbian love story. watching the classic masc femme enemies to lovers story unfold in the desert flashbacks, weeping at the unfulfilled longing between li mu bai and shu lien, relating to jade fox the hardened and conniving old dyke who poisons her baby dyke protégés mind and heart, the tragedy of lgbtqia+ su*c*de…

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  Anora 2024

  ½ Watched 17 Nov 2024 1

  i’ve never walked out of a movie before this. listening to the audience laugh and laugh at this girl getting yelled at, beat up, held captive, and dragged around was disgusting. drank an unfortunately nasty coconut water after to cleanse myself.

  ok just found out how it ends and idk how anyone could sit thru this and not wanna k themself sorry

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  Heathers 1989

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Oct 2024

  i’m seeing this for the first time ever bc i’ve never watched a movie in my life. got halfway thru so far and laughed a lot… christian slater is such a hot lesbian//transmasc. will update this when i finish the movie

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