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Recent reviews

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  The Hustle 2019

  ★★ Watched 02 Mar 2021

  it was what it was. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  Beautiful Boy 2018

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Feb 2021

  “What I feel for you is everything. I love you more than everything.”
  “Everything?”
  “Everything.”

  
  I thought this movie was highly emotional and portrayed addiction well, but god, the music choices were terrible and terribly distracting.

Popular reviews

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  The Cold Light of Day 2012

  ★ Watched 05 Nov 2020

  henry cavill drank a soda, and it dripped down his chin. that’s all that matters.

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  The Ottoman Lieutenant 2017

  ½ Watched 20 Jun 2020

  Michiel Huisman’s beautiful face was the only saving grace for this monstrosity, which reeked of terrible acting, unforgivable accents, and the overwhelming fog of “Muslim Bad, Christian Good.” To be truthful, I couldn’t make it through the entire thing. Just... horrible. 

  (Again... the half star addition is solely for the sexy Michiel scenes, for which I am weak.)

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