Favorite films

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  Jurassic World 2015

  ★★★½ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  Dern, I thought it was better. This movie exists in such a weird space bc it tries to comment directly on capitalism and the dangers of man’s relentless march toward progress at the cost of safety or ethics and yet it, itself, is a monument to the legacy sequel cash grab limited creativity problem that we have in movies right now. It aint art. And Chris Pratt is in it…and he and Bryce Dallas Howard can’t even kiss right. And…

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  Call Me by Your Name 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  THIS is what people mean when they say he’s so babygirl

  Achingly, longingly beautiful. Dastardly horny, endlessly yearning. Intimate to the core. And life-affirming to boot!

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  The Room 2003

  Rewatched 28 Feb 2025

  Beyond stars. A packed theater of drunk idiots throwing spoons and yelling at the characters might actually be the way to experience this. A piece of history; the stuff of legend. Don’t worry about it.

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  The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 2010

  ★ Watched 03 Dec 2023

  The one where everyone in the gang tells their backstory.

  Has a huge battle and is somehow the most boring so far??

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