Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  if i had a nickel for every time a final girl is in a car of the future and it gets shut down as shes trying to escape id have 2 nickels!

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  Moana 2 2024

  ★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  every meta joke had me rolling my eyes out of my god damn head

Popular reviews

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  The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Feb 2020

  what an ass. what a Bitch. What A Cuck!

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  The Nutcracker 1993

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2020

  when i watched this as a child all i saw was the prince guy’s dick but as an adult i see his dick as well

  stellar performance from macaulay culkin