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The Luck of the Irish 2001
Epcot Irish magic basketball moment
Disney stopped making this kinda movie after 9/11
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Bottle Rocket 1996
“They’ll never catch me… because I’m fucking innocent.”
I could watch this movie everyday.
Don’t you miss being a fuckup sometimes?
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Hundreds of Beavers 2022
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The world’s first comedy roguelike! The only thing better than a million slaptick gags one after another, is a million slapstick gags one after another crafted into a megazord. The beaver courtroom scene is insane. The recurring missing the spittoon gag. The reveal of all the mysterious snow imprints being evidence of the Beaver Space Program. Phenomenal.
This is to video game playthroughs what Walk Hard was to music biopics
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A Different Man 2024
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At no point did I ever know where this was going! What! Great stuff, Adam Pearson is effervescent and Sebastian Stan plays such a gaping hole of a man.
The “Yeah, he shot him in the booth” line is my absolute favorite kind of pun on this earth
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