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Heretic 2024
Hugh Grant is basically that overly enthusiastic high energy professor everyone has in college who is extremely passionate about his class and goes above and beyond every lecture hoping to create a life altering experience for his students but in reality everyone’s disinterested and just trying to pass the class.
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Alien: Romulus 2024
It’s hard to be sympathetic when everyone in this movie has a collective IQ of 50. It’s also very uncomfortable watching giant cockroaches with huge horse penises facefuck people to death without consent.
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The Strangers 2008
I should’ve known these people were fucked when out of all the Blue Bell flavors they could’ve eaten, they picked vanilla. People like that aren’t built to survive adversity.
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Ratatouille 2007
Elite movie with the tastiest looking food. Overall very charming but it really is just propaganda for kids to eat their veggies. Never in my life have I ever seen anyone enjoy a vegetable half as much as the restaurant critic guy. Ain’t nobody getting that intense of a visceral reaction from eating zucchini and tomatoes.
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