Couldn’t decide which of these to go with so I’ll just try both:
*ahem*
Can a woman just have a good goddamn orgasm in the 1800s or what??? smdh
or:
Brb gonna name my vibrator Orlok
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Probably the movie of the year for me. Eggers is supreme.
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Legend 1985
The Tangerine Dream score is excellent and makes this film feel so otherworldly. Another thing that makes this film feel otherworldly is that it feels like entire scenes have been mercilessly and haphazardly chopped from the movie. Stuff just happens, characters slide into the movie and everyone acts like the audience should just know them, and shit stops making much sense real quick.
Ridley Scott’s first cut was 123 minutes and it was sliced down to 89 for American theaters.…
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Suicide Squad 2016
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
WB and its DCU (I hesitate to call it the DCEU because it feels anything but 'extended') is in a bit of a pickle. Marvel has owned comic book movies for nearly a decade via a method once thought impossible for this genre - creating a world, brick by brick, over the course of several films and several years; a world that is slowly pivoting itself towards an all-encompassing endgame in the Infinity War storyline (although the term endgame is…
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Ready Player One 2018
I was born in 1977. I'm white. I'm a male. I like movies. I like playing video games. These traits make me a member of READY PLAYER ONE'S absolute prime A-1 demographic. As general attributes go, there cannot possibly be anyone on the face of the earth that this film is pointed more directly towards than me. So why was I vaguely uncomfortable watching it?
Where do I start? Maybe it's because Steven Spielberg (and probably more directly, that Creep-o-bot-9000…
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