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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  WHY WAS THIS A MUSICAL. at no point was the singing or dancing justified or supportive of the plot in any way. 

  but otherwise it’s like someone had a great idea for a plot and then had chatgpt write the script.

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Jan 2025

  fucking masterpiece

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  Swiped 2018

  ★ Watched 30 Aug 2020

  this movie was so fucking stupid. i’m actually mad at myself for watching the whole thing.

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  Get Out 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Apr 2017

  five stars simply because
  “where are the keys , rose?” 
  “you know I can’t give you the keys, right babe?”
  was the most empic moment in modern cinema

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