Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  I’ve always hated birds and for good reason.

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  The Wild Robot 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  “What if I need to tell you something and you’re not there” is maybe the most heartbreaking line I’ve ever heard.

Popular reviews

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  Enemy 2013

  ½ Watched 06 Feb 2020

  Movie Breakdown:
  25% Establishing Shots with Green Tint
  73% Character in Silent Anguish
  2% Spider

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  Turkles 2011

  ½ Watched 08 Aug 2019

  Watch this movie. It will make you appreciate every other movie you have ever seen in your entire life. The only audio in the film was re-recorded and overplayed, along with iMovie sound effects. Pay close attention to the captions that appear WAY too often like “two minutes later” and “turtle walk #2”.

  
  
  

  Notable lines:

  “I thought you were a drivers ed teacher!” “Make that past tense! Was!”

  “Your dad is already crazy! Only during baseball season.”

  “What are a…

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