Favorite films

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  Cherry Falls 2000

  ★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2022

  this one guy in this movie doesn’t even know he’s in a movie. he’s just eating lunch. he’s just like looking around, looking at his steak, then someone talks to him and he’s like what? are you talking about my steak? and that’s it! that’s the whole character! love this guy! 

  “are you disappointed that i’m not a virgin?” she ASKS her DAD. what! no! don’t. don’t fucking ask that, WHY WOULD…okay. what the shit

  “come out” he says to…

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  Watchmen 2009

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2021 1

  First of all I love to watch a movie that lasts for my whole life. Every time I checked to see how much longer this movie had, one of the characters turned to the camera and flipped me off and I was like “whoa sorry dude” and they were like “we’re doing this whole thing for you why don’t you like it” and I was like “sorry man I mean I’ll finish it” and they were like “thanks. Don’t check…

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  The Poseidon Adventure 2005

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  PART I
  Wait it’s suicide bombers? And the ship gets a hole? I thought it was supposed to flop over and be upside down. Like. Upside down titanic? This movie is so incredibly racist. Lmao we get to see the ship flip over real good from all angles. Honestly it’s frightening!!!!! This is scary!!!! But racist. Dude a wave was just supposed to hit this boat. Why u do dis 

  Edit: Why does every character in every Poseidon thing make…

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Damn they really did make Snow White woke didn’t they. i’m of course kidding. but seriously there are so many vapes in this

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  Six Days Seven Nights 1998

  ★ Added 1

  harrison ford said to anne heche in this movie, “i think we’re gonna be here a long, long, long, long, long, long, long time” and i turned to my dad who was sitting next to me with a little smirk and said, “i bet it will only be for six days and seven nights” and my dad chuckled

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  The Haunting 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Nov 2020 1

  Did everything happen in 1999? Everything happened in 1999. Everyone hates this movie and I love it. God it’s stupid. The house is so mad. This movie introduced me to Owen Wilson saying “wow,” someone’s head getting cut off in a movie, Liam Neeson saying “we’ve got to get out of here” in the exact same tone and cadence he said “anakin! Drop!” in the phantom menace. At one point this house has hands. God what a piece of shit, this movie cost literally 80 million dollars to make, I love it. The house is so mad