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Mission: Impossible II 2000
I do not understand how this movie is 2 hours long. I’ve been watching it for 3 1/2 hours.
Way too horny. The bad guy says he’s “gagged for sex” while chopping off another guy’s finger tip. Like I don’t know man jack off?
A Skarsgard should’ve been in this. Literally any of them. Might’ve helped.
Hans Zimmer is in his slur era here.
The best part of this movie is that all the fights are slow enough you can…
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Hollywood Homicide 2003
Shit y’all this is the one right here! Harry Fürd and Joshy Hart get into the BUSINESS in this one!
See Harry is a house salesman, and he’s gotta sell Sug Knight’s house before the full moon or it’s dead time! Meanwhile Josh is a yoga teacher that SLAMS. STRANGE. DAILY. I’m tellin’ ya. Wow. His fuckin’ can’t be stopped.
Here’s the catch, y’all. THEYRE BOTH DETECTIVES ALSO!!!!$ Whatever it takes to make a living’ in La La Land amirite?…
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Heretic 2024
I’m bummed out that I enjoy discussing theology the exact way they’re all discussing theology in the first 35 minutes. I swear I’m not THAT into it but it’s an interesting conversation.
Sophie Thatcher and Chloe East are fantastic.
Shit Heel Grant is best Hugh Grant.
Topher Grace’s role as the legally mandated surprise actor in a modern thriller/horror is useless.
Third act is a let down.
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