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Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 2025
Decrepit, whiny “wife guy” spends the first 30 minutes crying about how pathetic he is and then the next 30 minutes telling boring, defanged jokes(?) about the same socially acceptable groups to target that he’s been doing for a decade. “Liberal white women like friggin’ Starbucks and pumpkin spice, am I friggin’ right dude?”
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Hardcore Henry 2015
It’s like one of those cinematics that plays before a roller coaster at a theme park
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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023
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What an impotent hunk of crap. I got a pounding migraine watching this. This movie was specifically made for those of you with the attention span of a newborn child. It is constantly throwing its own technicolor feces at the viewer like an ape. Flashing lights, flashing lights, flashing lights, neon colors, words, words, words! If you like this, I hate you. You are mentally handicapped. You eat Fruit Loops while scrolling on TikTok and watch the latest Netflix shows…
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Poor Things 2023
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Vile and wretched misandrist crap. Bottom of the barrel, longhouse feminist Reddit slop. Everything about this reeks of amateurism, vulgarity, and millennial-isms. The camerawork flickers between the fisheye lens, jarring pointless shakey cam, and closeups of Emma Stone’s orgasm face. It’s frustrating watching a director try so hard to be quirky and different just to make the screen feel so hollow instead. This is accentuated with that blabbering dialogue. “Oh wow, in one scene they’re talking prim and proper, but…
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