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  • The Sacrifice
  • Radio City Fantasy
  • The Devils
  • Superbad

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  • Phone Booth

    ★★★½

  • Strange Circus

    ★★★★½

  • Brawl in Cell Block 99

    ★★★½

  • Dragged Across Concrete

    ★★★★

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  • God's Not Dead

    God's Not Dead

    ½

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  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★

    (I unfortunately chugged multiple caffeinated beverages during the screening of this film, so there's a lot of unrefined yapping ahead - not really a cohesive review, just some scattered impressions and nostalgic reckoning)

    When I was much younger, perhaps 9 or 10 years old, my parents convinced me to join my younger sister in a summer camp that was hosting a production of Wicked. The ensuing performance was, obviously, amateurish - think kids in budget flying monkey costumes tripping over…

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  • The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse

    The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse

    ★★½

    Cute, and the animation is lovely, but the dialogue is seriously grating. Feels as if they ripped the script from some mishmash of kid's motivational posters, which dulls whatever emotional impact the visuals bring. Could be very good as a silent film or if the script was handled with finesse, but in this case it's a painfully frustrating watch.

  • Cool Cat Saves the Kids

    Cool Cat Saves the Kids

    If you think about it, Cool Cat is a whole lot like Batman:
    -questionable vigilante
    -works with police
    -protects(???) the community
    -has sidekicks
    -fights goofy villains (with goofy names)
    -weirdass voice
    -furry

    Anyways... bad movie. Pretty funny too. Watched with Hyun :)