Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Grand Theft Auto: San Diego just dropped but it’s actually a remake of Die Hard written by somebody who just binge watched Mythbusters

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  nosferatu could never chew my flesh as hard as aaron taylor johnson was chewing that scenery

Popular reviews

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  Uncut Gems 2019

  ★★★½ Rewatched 26 May 2020

  pretty much just a typical Adam Sandler movie but with more consequences

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  Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019

  ★★ Watched 21 Dec 2019

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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