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Captain America: Brave New World 2025
Anthony Mackie I’m so sorry they gave you that stupid ass AI generated dialogue you deserved so much better. I love a stupid movie but I hate when a movie treats me like I’m stupid :,(
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Se7en 1995
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I wanted to be pretentious and pretend it was good but not that good but I did curl up into a ball in my seat in the theater and could not rip my eyes away from the screen the entire time. I knew the second Gwenyth Paltrow came on screen she was gonna end up being dead wife but I was STILL GAGGED. I also did literally gag once or twice but that was a personal issue between me, my week stomach, and the Chipotle chicken bowl that I smuggled into the theater.
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Cruella 2021
This isn’t what we needed but it’s exactly what we wanted. An instant camp classic that Riley and I will be discussing for weeks
This was also the first movie I’ve seen in a theater since March 2020 and I can’t even describe how much I missed the ✨experience✨ of sitting in the back row of my tiny local theater while eating my $5 kids value popcorn packTranslated from by -
Trap 2024
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Imagine you’re rescued from a serial killer’s basement and then dua lipa comes up and hugs you on the street
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