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Recent reviews

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  The Tragedy of Macbeth 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Feb 2022

  When i was in high school, my friends and i recreated macbeth for an english lit project. Macbeth was named MacBonald and he worked at Duncan Donuts. It was shot in the style of the office. His wife convinced him to kill duncan (owner of duncan donuts) because she was upset he was a cashier for 30 years and nothing more. Macbonald had a monologue in a dark closet about how he was like a donut, because he felt like…

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  2001: A Space Odyssey 1968

  ★★½ Watched 23 Jan 2022

  Yo what the fuck lmfao

Popular reviews

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  Midsommar 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Sep 2019

  Two times i nearly shut my laptop and stopped watching: (1) the cliff scene and (2) seeing christian run with just his dick flopping around uh no thx

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  Widows 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Feb 2019

  I was terrified for viola davis’ cute lil dog the entire time, i was convinced it was gonna end up dead with a cliche shot of blood and shit, but it didn’t and i’ve never been so relieved ever!!!!