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  The Last Duel 2021

  Rewatched 26 Mar 2025

  When I first watched this, I really thought this movie was going to kick off a Ben Affleck renaissance. Then he got back with J-Lo.

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  Mission: Impossible 1996

  Watched 23 Mar 2025

  They don’t make them like this anymore (movies where Tom Cruise could conceivably not know what’s going on)

  Loved the part when Kittridge’s name was substituted for Jim’s. Though to be honest I’m still not sure what the evil plan was, in general. How can you say you did this because you have a “lousy wife”? Have you seen Emmanuelle Bèart??

  Also just reading that Jim Phelps is like the main hero of the TV series this is based on. Wow this movie shits on him in every way then.

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★½ Watched 05 Dec 2023

  When I was in 6th grade, I decided to lie. I told everyone in earshot at lunch that I had an uncle on the Packers. Really, this was just to impress a girl, but I understood that a good lie needed to be filled out. 

  When the Packers made the Super Bowl that year, I told the girl I could get Aaron Rodgers’ autograph for her. “But how?” she asked, and the only logical answer was that I had to…

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  Les Misérables 2012

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2024

  “The thing I most fear is my daughter having a boyfriend” -a dying man on the lamb in the midst of urban warfare

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