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eic of themovieisle.com. wife, pups, film, basketball, nachos, and the good things in life.

Favorite films

  • 1990: The Bronx Warriors
  • 2019: After the Fall of New York
  • Hands of Steel
  • 2020 Texas Gladiators

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  • Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

  • Kraven the Hunter

  • Den of Thieves 2: Pantera

  • The Long Kiss Goodnight

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  • The Fountain

    The Fountain

    Back in 1998, I came down with a bout of pneumonia. I was laid up in bed with nothing to do but to watch films. The medication, fever, and cough all contributed to a very strange first viewing of Darren Aronofsky’s debut feature, Pi. By the end of that film, I wasn’t sure if I had some sort of sickness-induced fevered dream or if what I had watched actually happened. After beginning to recover, I watched the film again. And…

  • The Rocketeer

    The Rocketeer

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    Let us go back three decades to the 1990’s. There were many No’s in the 90’s. What kind of No’s do I mean. Well… No social media. No iPhones. No Netflix. Just land lines, SNES, AOL, Prodigy, Cable TV, VHS, Laserdiscs, and CDs. Welcome to 1991 aka A Remote Time in Ancient History.

    In the 90’s The Summer Movie season did not start in March. Until the last decade in fact, it always began in…

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  • Kraven the Hunter

    Kraven the Hunter

    Accents. Accents. Accents.

  • Den of Thieves 2: Pantera

    Den of Thieves 2: Pantera

    First, they weren’t Bros… then they do what all Bros eventually end up doing: Bro-ing down.

    “I didn’t even call an Uber” - line of the year (so far).

    If they make 10 of these plus the finale in space… that’d be great. 

    This. Is. Cinema. 

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  • How to Rob a Bank

    How to Rob a Bank

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Highlander

    Highlander

    "Now, pendejo...", Sean Connery as Ramirez.

    A Scotsman is cast as an Egyptian posing as a Spaniard in the 16th Century. Add a Frenchman cast as a Scotsman from the 16th century. That's the kind of amazing fuckery that's going on in this great 80s cult action classic.

    Everything about this film works. Russell Mulcahy's sharp direction. Gregory Widen's lunatic script. Michael Kamen's rousing score. Queen's accompanying songs (I want Who Wants to Live Forever to play at my funeral).…