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John Wick: Chapter 4 2023
These movies are made by stuntmen for stuntmen so that stuntmen can get more lapdances.
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Olivia Rodrigo: GUTS World Tour 2024
This is like watching Olivia Rodrigo star in the exercise show in The Substance while Taylor Swift lays in a bathroom.
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The Substance 2024
If I were Margaret Qualley I would take the substance to become Demi Moore.
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Back in Action 2025
I believe Cameron Diaz and Jamie Foxx would have sex in real life but not in this movie.
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