Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Electric State 2025

  ★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  This movie isn’t really as bad as the critics are saying it is and I’m saying this as someone who is a massive fan Simon Stålenhag‘s work.

  It’s by no means any good, but far from the likes of Madame Web or Rebel Moon. Do I think it could've been better and closer to the book? Yes. Do I think it was somewhat enjoyable? Also yes. Do I think this movie should have cost $320 million to make? Fuck no.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  BJH has got a very strange sense of humour and it isn’t the most subtle of movies but I enjoyed this a lot. Mark Ruffalo and Toni Collette should just play villains now for the rest of their careers. 

  You could say this is one of BJH’s weakest movie, but other directors dream of doing something anywhere near as good as one of his weakest.

Popular reviews

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  Borderlands 2024

  ★ Watched 02 Dec 2024

  This rancid piece of shit is easily one of the worst movies I’ve ever fucking seen, and you know a movie is truly abysmal when Kevin Hart starring in it isn’t even 1 of the 10 worst things about it.

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  A Quiet Place: Day One 2024

  ★★½ Watched 01 Jul 2024

  I had to go see this immediately because of how bad my anxiety was about the cat not surviving. It’s all I could think about. But I did enjoy this quite a bit.

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