Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Funny Games 1997

  Watched 13 Mar 2025

  The evil guy looks kinda like Drake when he smiles which makes it even scarier

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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 12 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  The Little Mermaid 1989

  ★★★★ Rewatched 15 Aug 2021 1

  Shitting on Ariel for changing herself for a man is OUT. Realizing that Ariel already wanted to be a human and then found a hot himbo to help her achieve her dreams is IN.

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  Barbie 2023

  Watched 21 Jul 2023

  I was expecting to come out of Barbie cheering and laughing with my friends (we all dressed up) but we actually left the theatre in near silence from the utter shock and emotional rollercoaster that was Barbie. Insanely funny, beautifully designed, exceptionally acted, and heartbreakingly real and relatable. The kind of movie where you just want to lie down and cry a bit afterwards, which I was completely unprepared for. It’s going to be a really divisive film for sure……