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Recent reviews

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  Venom: The Last Dance 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Sony's venom movies are so much more fun than any MCU BS tbh. Like this is what a superhero movie should be I guess if they have to exist at all

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  Salem's Lot 2024

  ★★½ Watched 15 Dec 2024

  Good vibes and a fun time, not much more. Mix Midnight Mass with standard TV vampire lore. I guess everyone's saying it wants to be a Flanagan movie which makes sense

Popular reviews

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  M3GAN 2022

  ★★★ Watched 19 Jan 2023 1

  I mean it's literally exactly what you think. Would've been cooler with more kills and an R rating probably

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  The Black Phone 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Jul 2022

  Like an R rated version of a feel good Disney channel movie where the underdog teen finds himself dealing with something way more serious than his middle school bullies, and eventually gets his deserved exaltation in a big "we all did it together" effort
  Def less horror movie than I expected but made up for it in plenty of ways, pretty fun honestly

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