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Slingshot 2024
I was terrified to rewatch this. A good space movie out of nowhere seemed too good to be true, and the reviews from everyone else were so bad, that despite how much I wanted to, I was anxious and hesitant to put it back on. It was like a dream I didn't want to wake up from. Well I rewatched it, and it wasn't a dream.
Moon, Underwater, Interstellar, Sunshine, Gravity, Pandorum, Ad Astra, Solaris, all of them are really…
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Novocaine 2025
Certainly! Here is a review of Novocaine (2025) – A Thrilling and Hilarious Ride of Action and Heart
Novocaine (2025), directed by Dan Berk and Robert Olsen, is an exhilarating action comedy that strikes a perfect balance between pulse-pounding excitement and laugh-out-loud moments. Written by Lars Jacobson, the film takes a unique premise—an employee with the inability to feel pain—and transforms it into a high-stakes rescue mission that’s as absurd as it is entertaining. With a stellar cast led by…
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The Penguin 2024
Over the course of one eight-episode season this managed to smoothly transition from one of the best to maybe the single worst show I've ever watched
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Nosferatu 2024
Deeply irresponsible trauma porn sexploitation film dressed as high art. Some may consider a film "getting to" its audience a success, but distinction must be made on how exactly a writer does that. Somebody can get to me by vomiting in my face, but that's not exactly a literary achievement.
I usually try to come up with something funny or clever for my reviews, but not this time. I don't want to critically engage with this. Don't watch it. You…
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