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Recent reviews

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  Juror #2 2024

  ★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Hilarious that letterboxd oomfs unanimously agree that this is a very whatever movie. The only performance of any value here is from Zoey Douche. I don’t think Tony from skins can ever give a performance good enough for me to stop calling him Tony from Skins unfortunately.

  I’ve watched curb your enthusiasm back to back about 15 times in the last couple months so I’m on curb brain but this premise is so curb. I’m sorry for saying this. Cool…

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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Enjoyable nonsense garbage. He sounds like how I imagine a penguin would speak. Felt like twenty different movies. Good when you ignore the pointed Baby’s First Woke statements

Popular reviews

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  Mean Girls 2024

  Watched 11 Jan 2024

  One of these days I should try watching a movie that is good and enjoyable. I expected very little out of this but it has no bite at all!!!! Renee Rap would never be mean to me and I don’t know why you’re trying to convince me she would be …. Why is this a musical and why are all the songs terrible. …?? What’s with the boring girl power sentiments at the end????? Mean Girls ….. more like Nice Girls (2024)

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  Fall 2022

  ★ Watched 01 Jan 2025 2

  I haven't watched a movie with good intention in 40 years. In 2025 I'm saying goodbye to bullshit film. If you see me reviewing the Dick'nBalls Movie Part II in a couple weeks don't say anything. Goodbye for now.