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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Really bad.

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  Delicious 2025

  ★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Unappetising. I wanted to feel satiated but I’m not. You can tell this movie thinks it did something but that “twist” (if we can call it that) was as obvious as the French people speaking French in France.

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Oct 2024

  This movie is so many things.
  It’s what I’d imagine Inside Out for adults would be (I’ve never seen it).
  It’s that “… I’ve been at war in my body” lyric from the girl, so confusing remix.
  It is mama a girl inside you 💜. 
  It is VERY Junii Ito coded (in like the best way). It is womanhood.
  It is self loathing.
  It is sad.
  It is beautiful.

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  Tomie 1998

  ★★ Watched 08 Oct 2024

  So sad but this was incredibly boring (didn’t finish it).

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