Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Leprechaun Returns 2018

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  The Lep is back, Krang-ing his way out of the Poop Tube dude near a sorority house. Lots of silly one-liners, horror winks and pop culture nods (“it could be a crackhead who got hold of the wrong stuff?”). In a series extremely spotty this was a surprisingly solid entry.

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  Death Warmed Up 1984

  Watched 17 Mar 2025 2

  Death Warmed Up seems undercooked. It’s a movie full of style, energy and SFX but it barrels toward the exit without ever setting its feet. It’s one of the rare instances where I actually wanted more setup. A bonafide head-scratcher that probably plays better on a boozy late night.

Popular reviews

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  Frontier(s) 2007

  Watched 15 Mar 2025 8

  Nazi(s). Diarrhea visuals. Obnoxiously long. I’d only recommend to Rob Zombie fans who can read.

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  The Apple 1980

  Watched 14 Mar 2025

  🎶 HEY HEY HEY
  BIM’S ON THE WAY 🎶

  In the year 1994 everyone is legally required to wear face stickers and all vocals must be at least 50 dB louder than the music. A cocaine-brained sci-fi musical that I almost turned off like 20 times.