Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Was anyone who worked on this movie alive in 1999? Why did all the girls have sleek ass hair. Not a frizz or a crimp in sight smh

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  Spider-Man: Far From Home 2019

  ★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Bitch why are they so obsessed with iron man idgaf

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  This bitch and her sauce 🙄

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Nov 2023

  +1 for jacob elordi being soooo sexy
  +1 for soundtrack - i fuckin love bloc party
  +5 for what jacob elordi does in the bath
  -5 for what barry keoghan does in the bath
  +1 for rosamund pike
  +1 for vibes
  +1 for showing full hog