baitlejuice

baitlejuice

Favorite films

  • Beetlejuice
  • 10 Things I Hate About You
  • Barbie
  • Midsommar

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  • May December

    ★★★

  • Saltburn

    ★★★★★

  • All of Us Strangers

    ★★★★½

  • Oldboy

    ★★★★

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  • May December

    May December

    ★★★

    This movie had excellent moments of visual storytelling (mirror scenes specifically). Julianne Moore did a striking job of making her character subtly childlike, so instead of garnering sympathy, it helps us understand how sinister it is to weaponize victimhood so you don’t have to take responsibility for your actions.

    Natalie Portman could be picking the seeds out of strawberries the whole film and I would be entranced. Anyway.

    Joe’s story arc was powerful. He’s successful and put together on the…

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★★★★

    the antler guy in fall out boy’s sugar, we’re goin down music video walked so Oliver Quick could fly.

    pushes the bounds of what it means to eat the rich. fantastic soundtrack. terribly sexy.

    everything else I could say about why I enjoyed this disgusting little treat would reveal more about my psychology than anyone would or should care to know 🖤

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  • All of Us Strangers

    All of Us Strangers

    ★★★★½

    I was warned. 

    “Have tissues ready!”
    “Prepare to be wrecked!”
    “This movie is going to ruin your life.”

    “I’ve been crying to boygenius all night, some little queer love story generational trauma movie can’t hurt me!” I said defiantly, knowing full-well this is exactly the type of film that could hurt me.

    Joking aside, I knew I was gonna be emotionally affected going into it. Like I said, I was warned. 

    What I WASN’T expecting was for this film to…

  • 10 Things I Hate About You

    10 Things I Hate About You

    ★★★★★

    A quintessential rom-com made especially for young outcasts, emos-to-be, and Shakespeare nerds. Iconic scenes and one-liners. Perfect cast, perfect film, no notes.

    My mom would put this movie on anytime it came on TV and it became my second-earliest comfort watch (why Beetlejuice was a comfort watch for me at 6 years old is between me and God). Anyway, beyond my emotional attachment, 10 Things planted a seed that grew into my love for Shakespeare.

    “A fan?! We’re ~involved~” -…

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