Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Splice 2009

  ★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Yeah, idk about this one.

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  Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason 2004

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Kinda cute. 

  Pulling out a copy of The Beach on a flight to Thailand is so me.

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Sep 2024

  Demi really said, “I want this mystery shit, bitch. Plug, where can I pick up?”

  Seriously so wild and deranged and I loved it. Final scene was pretty much everything. 

  Sound design. Score. Acting. Set design. All stellar. 

  Qualley and Moore spilled. 

  Also, props to the hairy man butt.

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  Stopmotion 2023

  ★★ Watched 28 Feb 2024

  Checked my watch at least ten times because I just wanted it to end.

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