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  Bull 2021

  ★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Pure violent action bliss ruined by the most ridiculous and unnecessary twist seen by mankind. Seriously. Wtf.

  I don’t remember the last time I’ve loved a movie so hard only to hate it in the last few minutes.

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  Scanners 1981

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  With a different lead and a bit more Ironside I think this would stand next to The Fly and Videodrome as an unassailable sci-fi masterpiece. But goddamn is that lead performance bad. Solar panels.

Popular reviews

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  Killer Klowns from Outer Space 1988

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Oct 2022

  While far from perfect, this movie does one thing so undeniably, so completely, that it earns its four star rating easily: THIS MOVIE CLOWNS. Seriously, no other movie clowns like this movie clowns. Lesser movies would slowly tease a clown here and there leading up to a 2nd or 3rd Act reveal of a few clowns. Not this movie. This movie is clowns from start to finish. Big clowns. Small clowns. Alien tentacle clowns. Bimbo clowns. You name it, they clownin’. So, in summation, this is the clowniest clown movie to ever clown. 🤡

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  Critters 1986

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2022

  Probably the best of the “Gremlins rip-offs” that would plague the mid-to-late 80s and bring hundreds  of jobs to the rubber puppet industry. What separates Critters is its bonkers story of renegade foul-mouth aliens pursued by two alien bounty hunters, one of which looks JUST like the singer of “Power of the Night”. What are the odds? Anyway this whole hullabaloo takes place on a quaint little “Kansas” farm (gotta love those beautiful California hills) with everyone’s mom from the…

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