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  Memoir of a Snail 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

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  A very dark film. Gracie☹️  But it was also very well crafted and funny but massively depressing and quite woke. Gilbert! Oh Gilbert. The ending was a bit corny but I’m okay with it. I would have probably ended it before she understood the potatoes but it’s probably better the way they made it. It’s actually quite sick and lonely Ken was insane. It would have been just as sick and lonely without Ken but Ken put it over the top it’s perverse. I very much enjoyed it and think I will become a snail now 🐌

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  Monte Carlo 2011

  ★★★★ Rewatched 09 Mar 2025

  Mmmmm sooooo good soooo nostalgic. Not a cell phone in sight! Just 3 girl frolicking Europe with men they just met! What happened to us as a society

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