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Dune: Part Two 2024
"Lead them to paradise."
Seeing this in theaters was a once in a lifetime opportunity. Hearing and seeing everyone's reactions had me thinking it would be incredible, and it was, but it was also so much more. This film gave me everything I could've wanted. It was so powerful and the spectacle was just jaw-dropping. Without a doubt, one of if not the best science fiction films I've ever seen in my life.
I'll definitely be reading the 6 Herbert…
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Beau Is Afraid 2023
I honestly have no idea how to start this review. I've been on a little Joaquin streak and it'll probably continue all week hopefully. I've been anticipating this for ages, ever since the announcement and the set photo was released. This film is divisive as fuck, I'll try my best to review it.
Walking into this, I had no preconceived ideas or notions about what this was or would be about besides an anxious son going to meet an overbearing…
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Lunch with Lynch Promo 2002
I'm sure 1 year old me would've absolutely devoured a tuna melt, I can't believe I didn't enter my name at the time!
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The Substance 2024
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
This was absolutely one of the best cinema experiences I've ever had. Those last 30 minutes were such a treat with a large audience, everyone was laughing and cringing, pure insanity. I didn't really know much about this going in but my god, what a picture. Demi Moore is the true MVP of this, her acting is on another level, you just know exactly how she's feeling without a single word said. She steals the show. One…
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Anora 2024
NEON are fucking crushing it this year. What an unexpected surprise. I had heard rumblings of this being great from some reviews but never really looked too much into it. I was absolutely blown away. This was so electric and brilliant. First seeing Mikey Madison in OUATIH and then Scream, I saw potential and was eager to see more. She stole the show for me, she's unequivocally a star. Sean Baker knows exactly how to utilise her, and she really…
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