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Gladiator II 2024
Gladiaintmaking another one.
What started with an epic fight scene, compelling character introductions, majestic backdrops, quickly turned into 135 minutes of pure nonsense.
Scott threw $300m of the $310m at Denzel Washington and told him ‘just fucken Denzel it up baby’, and he delivered. Shite one liner here, stare at a womans ass here, ‘give the man some michael jordan hoop earrings and let him loose motherfuckers’ he screamed from the director chair. His character’s meteoric rise from slaveowner…
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Rush Hour 1998
A top top film.
Chan and Tucker are the cool ass biracial duo that reach heights Glover and Gibson could only fucken dream about.
Rush Hour is a superb mix of comedy and action. Filled with one line zingers, loaded with casual racism and this film did more for Chinese/American bipartisanship than any summit has or will ever do.
Essentially some old crusty Chinese diplomat’s daughter is kidnapped by the triad, and fate of Chinese/American diplomacy rests on two men.…
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The Predator 2018
Almighty trainwreck.
The entire film would make an almighty cringe comp. The original was a masterpiece, this a disasterpiece. I think if the Wachowski sisters revoked their gender swap, injected a kilo of fent, snorted crushed up tidepods and started typing this would be the result.
Only positive is Olivia Munn, what a rocket.
Keegan michael keegan can keegan his writing to only sketch comedy, can’t act to save his keister.
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