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Twin Peaks 1989
I'd give it five stars, but things really took a nosedive after they solved Laura's murder mid season. A horny ex-Nun? Billy Zane with hair?? Gimme a break.
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The Andy Warhol Diaries 2022
Someone once told Andy Warhol that "Jackie O doesn't think you're avant-garde anymore" and I don't know of a sicker burn you could say to him.
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Good Mourning 2022
While scanning the cast list, I slowly place the cyanide pill onto my tongue. In a whisper-soft voice I quietly remind myself, "It's for the best...."
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