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Favorite films

  • The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
  • Fight Club
  • Full Metal Jacket
  • Trainspotting

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  • Knight of Cups

    ★★★½

  • The Bourne Ultimatum

    ★★★★½

  • The Edge of Seventeen

    ★★★★½

  • John Wick

    ★★★★½

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ½

    Unironically probably the worst film I have ever seen in my life. Never have I watched something so pretentious and up its own arse as this steaming pile of shite pretending to be a film.

    Maybe I’m to blame for this - having recently watched the 1922 adaptation in advance of this, on top of Eggers having directed some great films in his currently limited filmography, I was nothing but in sheer anticipation to see what he would do with…

  • Napoleon

    Napoleon

    ★★★★

    “I’m the first to admit when I make a mistake. I simply never do.”

    The greatest short king ever, true representation.

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  • The Edge of Seventeen

    The Edge of Seventeen

    ★★★★½

    I’m sorry Hailee Steinfeld is far far too attractive to be a believable awkward loser like what

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    If Robert Pattinson ends his career without an Oscar to his name I will never watch a film again

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  • The Garfield Movie

    The Garfield Movie

    ½

    Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?