Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Carry-On 2024

  ★½ Watched 30 Dec 2024

  I bet this movie hits so hard if you’re stupid

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Sep 2024

  They really turned up the phallic imagery in this one, huh?

Popular reviews

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  Asteroid City 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Jun 2023

  Oscar for Jeff Goldblum as funky little guy

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  Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 2023

  ★ Watched 26 Feb 2023

  Marvel is really out here not even pretending to care anymore. Next MCU movie is going to be an ai generated video of Ryan Gosling splashing water on his face, staring into a bathroom mirror, haunted.
  Then immediately followed by him doing silly, goofy faces while staring directly into the camera.

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