Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★★½ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  like it encapsulates teenage girl horny perfectly. i simply just love this movie!!!!

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  The Parenting 2025

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  brian cox saying that he feels 88% irish is enough for this to be a st pats day watch i think

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  the special secret sauce. 

  this was a blast! wasn’t expecting how heavy handed the political commentary was going to be but i enjoyed deeply nonetheless! the red hats were verrrrrry on the nose, and the working class being viewed as “expendable” by a veneer wearing dictator mmmmmm. i did enjoy. we really got challengers 2.0 but i also would wanna fuck two rob pattinsons at once so i really can’t be mad. incredible performances throughout! really enjoyed this! yes we are on stolen land! never forget it!

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  every single time i thought “how could it possibly get any worse than this” it somehow got much, much worse.