Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  2 Fast 2 Furious 2003

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  We interrupt your favorite car racing saga to bring you a mid-season episode of Miami Vice. Lacks the monolithic nu-metal/techno swag of the first one (and Vin); but the bright colors, sweaty cast, and anime cutscenes remain, so it's fine for me. Competes with Way of water for the highest count of 'bro's in history. Also, Devon Aoki was a cultural reset.

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  Forbidden City 2025

  ★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Grande il padre commosso di Maggio. Un film che necessita più vibes Roma underground e botte non-stop, più effettivamente un pulp di genere. Invece rimane un mid weeb fantasy per il reddit cinema italiano.

Popular reviews

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★ Watched 15 Aug 2024

  What a joke. You can feel Alvarez struggling to make a fun mean teen slasher out of this, but this is literally Walt Disney's Alien beamed from another dimension. At its best it has the old fun&dumb corporate energy of a Disneyland ride movie ala Haunted Mansion or Tower of terror. At its worst, the new Rogue One//Disney+ empty machinery vibes. Perfectly disposable but the idea of ​​treating this saga as a childhood pop icon for 80s kids is soo stupid and out of place that i find it kinda cute.

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  Zootopia 2016

  ½ Watched 21 Jan 2022

  Despite some last-minute clever parallelism about real CIA's involvement in drug trafficking and deliberate crime increase, its just a messy neoliberal copaganda with scientific racist undertones.