Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 2014

  ★★★★ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  Fuck the today show, 10 am apes on cable #couldbethemove

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  Better Man 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Idk why there was a disinformation campaign against this movie making it seem like this was the weirdest and worst movie of the year. Its actually good. I'd watch it again even. I kinda forgot he was a monkey halfway through cause the story was compelling.

Popular reviews

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  Scooby-Doo! and the Curse of the 13th Ghost 2019

  ★★½ Watched 11 Oct 2024

  You know it’s cold in the Himalayan mountains cause Scooby has to wear a coat. Fred was gay as hell in this he went to cheerleader camp.

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  Free Birds 2013

  ★★ Watched 27 Nov 2024

  Lowkey me if I was a turkey. I’m still eating these mfers tomorrow though, mission failed.

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