Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Batman: Mask of the Phantasm 1993

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 31 Mar 2025

  This movie makes my pussy so wet
  If bruce wayne was real my knees would be perpetually bruised from how long I spend under his batcock
  Our relationship would consist of one conversation over breakfast a week and the rest of our time spent together making love that's borderline illegal.

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  Barnyard 2006

  ★★½ Watched 07 Jan 2025

  Thick butch lesbian militia defends their femme housewives from onslaught of starving bisexual twinks

Popular reviews

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  Princess Mononoke 1997

  ½ Watched 04 Apr 2022

  I was feeling it for about 25 minutes but then i realized that i could have been watching MORBIUS BABY LETS GO MORBIUS SWEEP 2022 9999999999 GAHILLION BILLION DOLLARS
  #MORBIUS #MORBIUSSWEEP #GHIBLISUX #MCUBETTERTHANALLCINEMA

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  Nature Valley Crunchy Boy or (The Magic of Oregon) 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Apr 2023

  Showing this to my braless wife