BaxterLyons

BaxterLyons

I call him Michael Mouse, because Mickey is a nickname and nicknames are for friends, but "Mickey" Mouse is no friend of mine.

Favorite films

  • Coraline

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  • Your Monster

    ★★★½

  • Conclave

    ★★★★

  • Venom: The Last Dance

    ★★½

  • The Shadow Strays

    ★★★½

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★½

    That laser dance was everything. I can now finally die happy.

  • Borderlands

    Borderlands

    profound

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  • Super Mario Bros.

    Super Mario Bros.

    ★★★½

    This movie is pure fun. Everyone hates on it cause it's not "true to the material"- how would that even work in a live-action Mario movie? Have him just run and stomp on mushrooms and rescue peach? Nope. Instead, the drug fueled cast and directors said no, we're making blade runner with Mario characters. And they pulled it off despite all the problems filming.

    The plot is a bit hard to follow, but it's cool too. Time travel, different dimensions,…

  • Prey for the Devil

    Prey for the Devil

    “Guilt”

    “Control”

    “Shame”

    All on different lines in the notebook? Ann may be the worst note-taker to ever exist.

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