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  Anora 2024

  ★★ Added

  OVERRATED and corny. This is the type of slop Millennial dipshits would adore. Although they held back from doing this to a crazy extent, you can still sniff out some quietly coded "girl power" messages in this movie that are so fucking cheesy they give me cringe pimples. This is absolutely something that's going to be referenced by worthless half-wits (picture Logan Paul and his brown-nosing pal Mike Majlak) when they pressure girls into doing OnlyFans modeling ("You're like Anora!…

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  Am I Racist? 2024

  ★★ Added

  I'm a paleoconservative and probably have the same politics as Matt Walsh, but this movie was so corny (much like every media production Daily Wire has tried venturing into). Immediately I recognize that they're trying to do a shot-for-shot hijacking of the Sacha Baron Cohen movies -- it's so painstakingly obvious, and holy shit, do they do a terrible job at recreating the sequencing of something like Bruno. The incognito set-pieces are so awkward and contrived, like, yes I agree…

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  Lady Ballers 2023

  ½ Added

  They're marketing this steaming pile of dookie as if it's an early 80s National Lampoon movie or an R-rated high school sex comedy. Nope....this thing is REALLY REALLY bad. It's "Meet the Spartans"/"Epic Movie" 2.0 but with comedy writing that'd only make church kids whose Internet was just un-parental-blocked-for-the-first-time-in-their-freshman year-of-college chuckle. Abysmal garbage, way-to-go Daily Wire hacks, you're giving the left even more cultural ground by producing this shit.

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  BlacKkKlansman 2018

  ½ Added

  Believe it or not, I love Spike Lee movies because they're so horrible they genuinely make me roll on the floor with belly-aching laughter. This one in particular is a 3-hour Dhar Mann epic. Part of it is how one-dimensional and stupid his scripts are, it's literally just shit you'd see on a Reddit r/starterpack that a pretentious woke teenager would find super deep. The other part is how all these ridonkulous plots are then treated with the utmost gravitas by dumbass White libs and the American Academy. Anybody giving this good-faith high marks needs to have their brain examined for worms.

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