Gabe Houser

Gabe Houser Pro

21 years old.
Odd filmbro who simultaneously gives too many five star reviews and not enough.

Favorite films

  • Paris, Texas
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Blade Runner
  • Magnolia

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  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    ★★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

  • The Thin Blue Line

    ★★★★

  • Snowpiercer

    ★★★★

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  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    ★★★★★

    And the angels wouldn't help you. Because they've all gone away.

    Seeing this on the big screen was so worth it. I swear I stopped moving for the last part. Genuinely just the greatest thing ever, easily secured as one of, if not my absolute favorite movie ever.

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

    Quite the amazing time!! So much fun and full of charm. Robert Pattinson is almost unrecognizable as my newfound favorite little freak. He makes a perfect pair not only with himself but also with Naomi Ackie, who is also just as much of a little freak. I can't not mention Mark Ruffalo, who's combination of Trump and Nick Cage is just so perfect. An amazing set and visual effects that scratches many of the itches that movies such as Alien did. Easily my favorite of the year so far.

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  • Hundreds of Beavers

    Hundreds of Beavers

    ★★★★★

    The second this movie ended I turned toward my friend and said, "It's only downhill from here." The single funniest thing I have ever seen; I've never heard a theater roar with laughter so loudly. Seeing this in 35mm reall enhanced so much. An absolute masterclass in comedy, visual effects, music, writing, everything. I've never seen anything like it, and I doubt I ever will again. Pulling only the best from vaudeville and Looney Tunes. It fires on all cylinders…

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    ★★★★★

    Still just as gut wrenching, visceral, and amazing as the first watch. What a complete work of art.
    Thank you for everything, David Lynch.