Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  a creachure feachure feachuring the creeper

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  The Cloverfield Paradox 2018

  ★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  big shitty cgi rancor jumpscare

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  When Count Orlock took a dump and said "look I did a Nosferapoo" >>> all of fiction

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 May 2024

  The combined sweat of Art and Patrick still could not match the sheer amount of liquid the Rock seems to constantly produce in Fast Five