Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Chaos: The Manson Murders 2025

  Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Was this edited by AI?

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  Touchez pas au zizi 1978

  Watched 16 Nov 2024

  Weak go nowhere sex-com padded out with hardcore inserts. Watched a wrecked VHS subtitle-free copy on a porn tube because I'm a fool for Brigitte Lahaie and I needed something mindless to kill time while my wife and I deal with the bureaucracy surrounding the theft of our car. Even with such low expectations, it disappointed.

Popular reviews

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  The Dark Half 1993

  ★★★ Watched 03 Oct 2020

  Trying to fill in the gaps in my masters of horror watchlist. This title is one I've halfheartedly meant to get to for a couple decades. I love Romero, I like King but this...I dunno...maybe it was the Timothy Hutton factor? I don't hate the guy but I always got an "entitled customer at Starbucks" vibe from him. He does an ok job here playing *spoiler* twins(sorta). There is the bougie 'less-charming Kevin Kline' serious author character and then there…

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  The Black Cat 1989

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Dec 2020

  Starts out as a moderately enjoyable Suspiria fan film-- lots of color, goop and grue, some wink-wink meta commentary, use of the Goblin theme AND some choice metal cues. It was ok and I had resigned myself to smiling politely through its runtime BUT THEN the third act turns into a trippy cosmic showdown by way of laser light spookshow freak out and I was over the moon! 5 stars for that.