BEATSANDBLOOD

BEATSANDBLOOD

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Favorite films

  • The Holy Mountain
  • Female Trouble
  • House
  • Ebola Syndrome

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  • Leprechaun in the Hood

    ★★★★★

  • The Doom Generation

    ★★★★

  • Smiley Face

    ★★★★½

  • Crack House

    ★★★★

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  • Leprechaun in the Hood

    Leprechaun in the Hood

    ★★★★★

    RIDDLED WITH SUBLIMINAL AND SECRET MESSAGES
    A VERY MAGICKAL FILM

    Watching LEPRECHAUN IN THE HOOD slowed down (90%) I was able to see many subliminal and secret messages.

    There is more here than initially meets the eye.

    Kudos to the editor(s) and writers.
    Even if you don't wanna buy into this secret message shit, LEP IN THE HOOD is a classic un-PC black horror comedy that gets funnier with the progression of time.

    The dialog in this film is excellent,…

  • The Doom Generation

    The Doom Generation

    ★★★★

    NIHILISTIC 90's NEGATIVE POSITIVELY ENTERTAINS
    Rose McGowan is an excellent bitch in this Gregg Araki shotgun blast to the skull.
    In the past 3 days, I have seen two Gregg Akari films- this one, and SMILEY FACE (2007).
    These are the only films of his I have seen, and definitely want to see more.

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  • Ebola Syndrome

    Ebola Syndrome

    ★★★★★

    Anthony Wong is brilliantly disgusting as a pork-fucking, woman-raping, Ebola-infected, psychopathic maniac.

    Ebola Syndrome is probably my favorite Cat III film.

    Relentlessly entertaining, stomach-turning, and hilarious.

    Yau's swift direction, in conjunction with Wong's gonzo performance make EBOLA SYNDROME a must watch.

    I viewed this via Vinegar Syndrome's beautiful blu-ray release.

    Makes for a perfect double-feature with THE UNTOLD STORY (1993).

  • Fish Piss

    Fish Piss

    ★★★★★

    BOTTOM-OF-THE-BARREL!
    FISH + PISS = SEVERE BRAIN DAMAGE.

    Do you like your s.o.v. movies to confound and befuddled?

    Do you like piss?
    It's okay, I kinda do, but it's gotta be from a female.

    Do you like fish?
    Not to eat, but for their sweet piss.

    Did you think Black Devil Doll From Hell was too mainstream?

    Do you think the production values and editing for W.A.V.E movies are too high?

    Are you too high?

    I probably am.

    Definitely shouldn't…